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WARNING: This review contains a needless large amount of cheesy pirate-speak.
Avast, ye buckos! Board the longest voyage in the land of that bilge-rat Mickey, at a whopping 18 minutes. At first, ye take a leisurely pace through quiet bayous, and past the landlubbers eating at some hoity-patoity restaurant. But then its time to splice the main brace as the pirates kick into action. Hold on, sea dogs, as ye go through a pair of drops. See the dastardly Davy Jones and join the underated cur, Captain Barbosa as he bombards a hapless fort. And of course, the scurvy Jack Sparrow puts in an appearance or three. Every scalawag will be impressed by the detail of theming - Arrr, I loved the skeleton parrot. The scene where the devilish crew has set a city ablaze is downright awesome. Ye know what would have been blimey good? If theyd been able to make Barbosa shift from his human form to his cursed skeleton one, like in the first PotC movie. Aye, Id have paid many doubloons to see that. All who dont like this ride are hereby sentenced to a plank-walkin. Drink up me hearties, yo ho! :beer:
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