Ugh. Ouch. Pain. Blood. Death. Leaky intestines. Pelvic thrust into sharp nail. Harmful body movements. Convulsions. Fatal heart attacks. Lung failure. No breathing. Human scissors. Bloody body spray from open stomach. Stricken by unknown disease. Mortal attack to throat. Punctured eye pupil. Ripped off fingernails. Chewy. Chewy face. Torn cheeks. Gunshot to mouth. Exposed ribcage and quivering liver. Mangled fingers. Kidney stones that resemble Stonehenge. Hurting. Circus clowns tearing apart people with razor blades. Ouch. Ugh. Pain. Blood.
Yet Six Flags still treats it better than Rolling Thunder.
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