A good coaster is like a bad dream: it scares the hell out of you and dissipates when you awaken with a smile on your face; safe and sound the next morning. Son of Beast succeeded in the former trait and failed miserably in the latter. I awakened to serious whiplash and I sure wasnt smiling. While the coaster is easily the most intense hellish ride in the park, jumping off the roof of my house would have invoked similar thrills and probably would have been easier on my 18-year-old athletic body. If that sounds like your kind of coaster, go for it. But if you aren’t built of steel, don’t say we didn’t warn you.
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