Firewood The Beast has always been an overrated train ride, especially with the football field length mid-course brake. In its current state of sparce and sporadic maintenance, its now a painfully rough, virtually unrideable pile of firewood. Perhaps it should be dismantled and made into three smaller but better coasters. The Beast and its boring son prove that bigger and longer dont equate to better. It seems this monstrosity always makes top 10 lists, but all that does is make me wonder if the voters ever got outside of southwestern Ohio. Barring a multi-million dollar makeover, Ill never set foot on that horrible contraption in this or any other lifetime. Out of the nearly 400 roller coasters Ive ridden, the ranks at the all-time bottom. If theres another coaster out there worse than this, I hope I never find it.Turn The Beast over to the FBI. It would make an effective, if inhumane tool for torturing information from suspected terrorists.
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